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Post some of the best lines from The Princess Bride. Some of the most memorable ones I can think:
"Life is pain, Highness, anyone who says differently is selling something"
"Have fun storming the castle!"
Miracle Max: Get back, witch.
Valerie: I'm not a witch, I'm your wife. But after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that any more.
Buttercup: What about the R.O.U.S?
Wesley: Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist (then one attacks him)
"We are men of action, lies do not become us" (Swoon!)
And YOU! Friendless. Brainless. Helpless. Hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed? In Greenland?!
Good heavens, are you still trying to win? You've got an over-developed sense of vengeance. It's going to get you in trouble some day. (Very Snapish methinks)
Humperdinck: Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work, but I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder and Guilder to frame for it; I'm swamped.
Count Rugen: Get some rest. If you haven't got your health, then you haven't got anything.
Everything Vizzini said, The whole Miracle Max scene, Heck the whole movie is full of quotable quotes. It's on my list of the best movies ever. The first time I saw it, I wanted to run away with Fezzik and Inigo, my original OTP. Also, no character is actually evil, even the bad guys are endearing. This film just makes me smile.
I saw it again and I got the 20th anniversary collector's edition. It's amazing how even after all these years, the movie hasn't lost any of its wits and charms. The more I see it as I grow older, the more I get and appreciate a lot of the jokes that flew over my head when I was younger. Timeless and practically perfect in every way :.)